By Ronrico
Bitch if you can't give me no assistance please keep yo muthafucking distance
fuck a girlfriend give me a fresh hoe with some ends and some starting dividends
and make sure the bitch is white
the almighty whitey
the fonky honky
the caucasion with the muthafucking persuasion
make sure the bitch is light bright and damn near white with the pussy candy striped
White bitches brighter days black/brown bitches darker days
I done had black on my back for a long muthafucking time need some white in my life.
The only thing I want on black is that 600 benz with the black walls holding that bitch up
not captain save a hoe captian slave a white hoe
city to city titty to titty
He's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!
oh yeah and....
Fuck love it's for suckas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Old School Thursdays June 18 ,2009
by Nikki
Okay so instead of having a gang of posts on FB with each video I just decided to make a video playlist and keep it simple lol So here are my 10 R&B joints for the week as always in no particular order so watch, enjoy, and be merry!!!
Oh and for you lazy bastages who dont want to watch the videos and just want to know which ones I picked here is the list with my commentary on each video ^_^
#1 - Lo-Key ~ The Shawanda Story (Attention)
Heaven knows why I love this song so much, but you can't deny its a good jam. I remember watching this on Video Soul (ya know, back when BET was worth watching) and giggling my little behind off but also singing along to the song. IMO Lo-Key was unjustly slept on and were a real good group....man I miss when music was just about partying and having fun.....
#2 - Portrait ~ Honey Dip
More of that feel good R&B!! Portrait was another one of those groups where you just knew they were gonna blow up......and then they just fell off. I just know the tall light-skinneded brother always always ALWAYS reminds me of my cousin Brian lol
#3 - Ralph Tresvant ~ Sensitivity
Young Ralphie decided to try his wings and spread them out on his own without Robbie, Bobby, Ricky, and Mike and was decently successful. This was way before we got saturated with our current barrage of girly sounding men that have been thrust upon us lately ( Lloyd, I'm looking right at your metrosexual ass).....one thing I did notice they have in common though... why do they always feel the need to be shirtless and show off their lil bird chests???
#4 - Today ~ Him or Me
Throw this on at a bbq and see what happens!! One of two things...somebody is gonna yell "Oh shit, thats my jam!" or somebody is gonna start singing "ooooooooooooooooooh do you really want hairrrrrrrrrrr, do you really want a weeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaave, do you want hairrrrrrrrrrr..."
#5 - Samuelle ~ So You Like What You See
Yes your eyes do not deceive you that is Tyra Banks in all her 5-head glory... Tyra is a bad bitch can't front on that, but GODDAMN that forehead...I think the only person that has her beat is Sade.
#6 - Soul II Soul ~ Keep On Moving
CLASSIC.....nuff said.
#7 - Chante Moore ~ Love's Taken Over
Who doesn't like Chante Moore?? This was the perfect song for our introduction to the lovely lady and whoever decided to debut this song was on point like a mugg...I hope they got a Christmas bonus and it wasn't for the Jam of the Month club.
#8 - Rick James ~ Bustin Out
He's Rick james....what the fuck needs to be said....
#9 - Ready For the World - My Girly
Holy baby Jesus in the manager....who was in charge of wardrobe?!?! I can't believe that mess was hot back then its engaging my gag reflex. Now here we go with the whole "bird chest" thing again....I think the only thing that worse is seeing Michael Jackson's chest....crap, now I'm gonna have nightmares...
#10 - Jesse Johnson ~ (I Wanna) Be Your Man
Jesse, Jesse, Jesse.....you went the route of many Prince mentees, which ended in obscurity lol You can see all the standard Prince-ite groomings throughout the whole band, and I'm pretty sure Prince produced all the songs and probably wrote most of them too, I love that freaky lil purple midget....
Okay so instead of having a gang of posts on FB with each video I just decided to make a video playlist and keep it simple lol So here are my 10 R&B joints for the week as always in no particular order so watch, enjoy, and be merry!!!
Oh and for you lazy bastages who dont want to watch the videos and just want to know which ones I picked here is the list with my commentary on each video ^_^
#1 - Lo-Key ~ The Shawanda Story (Attention)
Heaven knows why I love this song so much, but you can't deny its a good jam. I remember watching this on Video Soul (ya know, back when BET was worth watching) and giggling my little behind off but also singing along to the song. IMO Lo-Key was unjustly slept on and were a real good group....man I miss when music was just about partying and having fun.....
#2 - Portrait ~ Honey Dip
More of that feel good R&B!! Portrait was another one of those groups where you just knew they were gonna blow up......and then they just fell off. I just know the tall light-skinneded brother always always ALWAYS reminds me of my cousin Brian lol
#3 - Ralph Tresvant ~ Sensitivity
Young Ralphie decided to try his wings and spread them out on his own without Robbie, Bobby, Ricky, and Mike and was decently successful. This was way before we got saturated with our current barrage of girly sounding men that have been thrust upon us lately ( Lloyd, I'm looking right at your metrosexual ass).....one thing I did notice they have in common though... why do they always feel the need to be shirtless and show off their lil bird chests???
#4 - Today ~ Him or Me
Throw this on at a bbq and see what happens!! One of two things...somebody is gonna yell "Oh shit, thats my jam!" or somebody is gonna start singing "ooooooooooooooooooh do you really want hairrrrrrrrrrr, do you really want a weeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaave, do you want hairrrrrrrrrrr..."
#5 - Samuelle ~ So You Like What You See
Yes your eyes do not deceive you that is Tyra Banks in all her 5-head glory... Tyra is a bad bitch can't front on that, but GODDAMN that forehead...I think the only person that has her beat is Sade.
#6 - Soul II Soul ~ Keep On Moving
CLASSIC.....nuff said.
#7 - Chante Moore ~ Love's Taken Over
Who doesn't like Chante Moore?? This was the perfect song for our introduction to the lovely lady and whoever decided to debut this song was on point like a mugg...I hope they got a Christmas bonus and it wasn't for the Jam of the Month club.
#8 - Rick James ~ Bustin Out
He's Rick james....what the fuck needs to be said....
#9 - Ready For the World - My Girly
Holy baby Jesus in the manager....who was in charge of wardrobe?!?! I can't believe that mess was hot back then its engaging my gag reflex. Now here we go with the whole "bird chest" thing again....I think the only thing that worse is seeing Michael Jackson's chest....crap, now I'm gonna have nightmares...
#10 - Jesse Johnson ~ (I Wanna) Be Your Man
Jesse, Jesse, Jesse.....you went the route of many Prince mentees, which ended in obscurity lol You can see all the standard Prince-ite groomings throughout the whole band, and I'm pretty sure Prince produced all the songs and probably wrote most of them too, I love that freaky lil purple midget....
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
The passing of the Torch
by Rico
With my pending nuptuals I always wondered whom of my younger cousins or nephews with display those Man-whoring colors and I'll be damned if my nephew didn't surprise me. He recently returned to the A now has a little gig at this one spot his father and I used to hang out at.
Me: Nephew how long you been working there?
Nephew: a week or so.
Me: What's her name and you beat it down yet?
Nephew: She on her way through tonight you remember *******?
Me: nah it's been a minute since I been through there.
Nephew: Yeah she the tightest one up there now
Nephew: but she got a dude so i dont really give no fuck lol
Me: just make sure she coming through just to get cut up and go back with that nigga let it be known you ain't her upgrade.
Nephew:she already knew that when i got her number cuz at first she was like i already got a man and i was like im jus tryna be yo friend wut he wont kno wont hurt him.
Me: nephew I'm proud of ya this is like listening to myself at your age good to see a young playa is gonna keep the man whoring well and alive in our family.
This actually made me smile that this young padowan is ready for the trials to become a Jedi.
With my pending nuptuals I always wondered whom of my younger cousins or nephews with display those Man-whoring colors and I'll be damned if my nephew didn't surprise me. He recently returned to the A now has a little gig at this one spot his father and I used to hang out at.
Me: Nephew how long you been working there?
Nephew: a week or so.
Me: What's her name and you beat it down yet?
Nephew: She on her way through tonight you remember *******?
Me: nah it's been a minute since I been through there.
Nephew: Yeah she the tightest one up there now
Nephew: but she got a dude so i dont really give no fuck lol
Me: just make sure she coming through just to get cut up and go back with that nigga let it be known you ain't her upgrade.
Nephew:she already knew that when i got her number cuz at first she was like i already got a man and i was like im jus tryna be yo friend wut he wont kno wont hurt him.
Me: nephew I'm proud of ya this is like listening to myself at your age good to see a young playa is gonna keep the man whoring well and alive in our family.
This actually made me smile that this young padowan is ready for the trials to become a Jedi.
Bust Ya Windows Out
By Nikki
I swear you heffas hear a song with a catchy hook and lose ya'll damn minds.
So I was in Didi's the other day (Didi's Discounts, the bastard child of Ross clothing stores) and I saw this t-shirt and I just bout died laughing:
Now you know I had to take a picture of this mess and you know I got something to say about it, and here we go.....BITCHES HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!?!?! I'll be goddamned if anybody fucks with my car so heaven only knows what a man would do if he got up to go to work in the morning and saw the windows busted out of his vehicle. Now if the shit is already a bucket then the busted windows might be an improvement but for the most part the fellas I know have nice rides and take pride in them and would likely end up with a felony assault charge over some shit like this.
Don't let Jazmine Sullivan have you in the hospital or picking up a two-piece without a biscuit. This is almost as bad as when Waiting to Exhale came out and dumb broads were thinking they could throw a dude's shit in a car and light it up....umm no dumb ass, thats destruction of property and any half-smart nigga that knows the law knows he can sue your ass and bring you up on charges over that dumb shit if he so desires.
On top of ALL of that, why are you gonna let somebody have that much control over you? Yes, doing shit like this shows that that person (ex-husband, baby daddy, hell even your own damn daddy, cousin, boss, whatever) have that type of hold over you?!?!? The best thing you can do is kill them by showing them that you cant be phased and moving the fuck on! Ain't like this shit is ancient wisdom, I'm sure your grandma or mama has told you the same damn thing but ya stubborn ignant ass wasn't listening...well now I'm telling you... GROW THE FUCK UP!!
And if its that necessary to get rid of their old shit, at least try selling it and getting some money out of it damn.....
I swear you heffas hear a song with a catchy hook and lose ya'll damn minds.
So I was in Didi's the other day (Didi's Discounts, the bastard child of Ross clothing stores) and I saw this t-shirt and I just bout died laughing:
Now you know I had to take a picture of this mess and you know I got something to say about it, and here we go.....BITCHES HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!?!?! I'll be goddamned if anybody fucks with my car so heaven only knows what a man would do if he got up to go to work in the morning and saw the windows busted out of his vehicle. Now if the shit is already a bucket then the busted windows might be an improvement but for the most part the fellas I know have nice rides and take pride in them and would likely end up with a felony assault charge over some shit like this.
Don't let Jazmine Sullivan have you in the hospital or picking up a two-piece without a biscuit. This is almost as bad as when Waiting to Exhale came out and dumb broads were thinking they could throw a dude's shit in a car and light it up....umm no dumb ass, thats destruction of property and any half-smart nigga that knows the law knows he can sue your ass and bring you up on charges over that dumb shit if he so desires.
On top of ALL of that, why are you gonna let somebody have that much control over you? Yes, doing shit like this shows that that person (ex-husband, baby daddy, hell even your own damn daddy, cousin, boss, whatever) have that type of hold over you?!?!? The best thing you can do is kill them by showing them that you cant be phased and moving the fuck on! Ain't like this shit is ancient wisdom, I'm sure your grandma or mama has told you the same damn thing but ya stubborn ignant ass wasn't listening...well now I'm telling you... GROW THE FUCK UP!!
And if its that necessary to get rid of their old shit, at least try selling it and getting some money out of it damn.....
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Well Well Well
by Rico
The day is quickly approaching that I become a we, yup trying this whole marriage thing again. This time it's different, the first time I was in lust as well as young and very very very stupid, I can actually say I'm ignantly in love with this woman. At risk of sounding very Ralph Tresvant or Carl Thomas I'm hooked on everything about her. I find myself making mental notes about her the things she likes, dislikes, wants, dreams about it's kinda scary. Although the man whore part of me *pops colla* is like you hooked ole sap ass, I'm in love ass, punk, after the tyraid of insults is still like I'm happy for ya playa pimp. Which is the general reaction of all that know me, mom is happy about it, all my friends and associates are still in a bit of shock because the aforementioned man whore was for all intents and purposes running things for a long while. But things always must and do change. This is one of the few changes in my life I can whole heartedly say I'm happy about.......
Change is good
The day is quickly approaching that I become a we, yup trying this whole marriage thing again. This time it's different, the first time I was in lust as well as young and very very very stupid, I can actually say I'm ignantly in love with this woman. At risk of sounding very Ralph Tresvant or Carl Thomas I'm hooked on everything about her. I find myself making mental notes about her the things she likes, dislikes, wants, dreams about it's kinda scary. Although the man whore part of me *pops colla* is like you hooked ole sap ass, I'm in love ass, punk, after the tyraid of insults is still like I'm happy for ya playa pimp. Which is the general reaction of all that know me, mom is happy about it, all my friends and associates are still in a bit of shock because the aforementioned man whore was for all intents and purposes running things for a long while. But things always must and do change. This is one of the few changes in my life I can whole heartedly say I'm happy about.......
Change is good
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