Riddle me this

by Rico

Now fellas I'm sure you can relate to me on this one, why is it as soon as you get you a girlfriend, fiancee, wife, or just someone significant in your life, ole booty new booty side booty left booty right booty your girlfriend from the 2nd grade all want to jump back in the picture. Now my situation I've got my princess and looking forward to making her my queen, now all of a sudden chicks are popping out of the blue with im's emails facebook myspace and shit talking bout you know you A. could have seriously gotten the business B. still can get the business C. which is always trifling you ain't married yet. Now when I was just chilling on my grind and keeping my ear to the pavement for some booty all I heard was crickets. Now in this situation one stands out because she got the offer, not the ring, but the move in offer and turns me down. Of course like "The Donald" says that means "You're FIRED!!!" I don't speak to this chick for two years and, damn you myspace, she sees my page we chat it up for a minute then she breaks into this "I was hoping somehow you would come back into my life." QUE!!!!!!!! I ain't spoke to your ass in two years needless to say she has about the same chance of seeing me as I do winning the megamillons and powerball in the same day while tea bagging Halle Berry watching the Goonies eating a snickers and humming the star spangled banner. Now I've posed this question to a couple of female friends on the subject and responses vary from women are petty, territorial, obsessive, want what they can't have. Now if all this is true and say I did leave my fiancee (it seriously took me five minutes to type that out from uncontrollable laughter and chortling) get back with this chick and then another chick from my illustrious past says the same thing and I beat her guts like a conga in the Sudan, she would be upset how you gonna be upset when I did the same shit to be with you. Women make no sense so fellas post up on how you feel about the subject.....

Sorry this was kinda a vent as well but it's healthy to get that stuff off ya pectorals

P.S
Life is like a finger pointing away at the moon don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all the heavenly glory.

Just Because Obama Is Black/Back From Hiatus

by Nikki


Just because Obama is black that doesn't mean:

- You don't have to pay taxes
- Your credit score automatically goes from 303 to 796
- You can stop paying child support
- You can excuse ignant shit that you do by throwing Obama's name in it
- That he's gonna read your emails when you send them
- You can roll up to the White House for a visit because you were passing through

Chances are if you were raggedy before he took his oath of office you still are, you're still broke, you're still trifling, and you still need to find a damn job.

GET THEE FUCK OVER YOURSELVES!!!


BTW, we're back =)