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Gobble Gobble Muthafuccas.....

2009-11-26T20:08:00.001-08:00

Yeah I couldn't get my sound to act right just turn ya fuckin volume up...LOL

We Gon' Party Like its my Birthday cause it's my Muthaflucking Birthday

2009-11-05T09:33:00.000-08:00

Aight people well today I hit the big 30 the kid ain't a kid no more as I awoke on this milestone of a day you know it felt the same as yesterday and is gonna feel the same as tomorrow. My cousin claims he wants to do something for me because it's my birthday and blah blah blah but I'm not a big person about my birthday it's never really been that big of deal to me so no if you don't give me a birthday shout out I won't mind. So I'm thinking should I get sloppy drunk and give people reason to talk about me tonight or should I just relax with the folks and talk shit and reminisce ahh decisions decisions.......

I hate Soccer aka futbol

2009-10-10T16:37:00.000-07:00

Now granted that I am a fan of most things latin (namely the women) but living in south america and this ungodly facsination with said sport is unhealthy now I'm sitting in the capital at the airport waiting on a flight that is being delayed for this game the entire city is damn near a ghost town you could seriously steal this country while a soccer game is going on.

He's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!

2009-06-23T01:16:00.000-07:00

By Ronrico

Bitch if you can't give me no assistance please keep yo muthafucking distance
fuck a girlfriend give me a fresh hoe with some ends and some starting dividends
and make sure the bitch is white
the almighty whitey
the fonky honky
the caucasion with the muthafucking persuasion
make sure the bitch is light bright and damn near white with the pussy candy striped
White bitches brighter days black/brown bitches darker days
I done had black on my back for a long muthafucking time need some white in my life.
The only thing I want on black is that 600 benz with the black walls holding that bitch up
not captain save a hoe captian slave a white hoe
city to city titty to titty

He's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!
oh yeah and....
Fuck love it's for suckas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Old School Thursdays June 18 ,2009

2009-06-18T01:54:00.000-07:00

by Nikki

Okay so instead of having a gang of posts on FB with each video I just decided to make a video playlist and keep it simple lol So here are my 10 R&B joints for the week as always in no particular order so watch, enjoy, and be merry!!!

Oh and for you lazy bastages who dont want to watch the videos and just want to know which ones I picked here is the list with my commentary on each video ^_^

#1 - Lo-Key ~ The Shawanda Story (Attention)

Heaven knows why I love this song so much, but you can't deny its a good jam. I remember watching this on Video Soul (ya know, back when BET was worth watching) and giggling my little behind off but also singing along to the song. IMO Lo-Key was unjustly slept on and were a real good group....man I miss when music was just about partying and having fun.....

#2 - Portrait ~ Honey Dip

More of that feel good R&B!! Portrait was another one of those groups where you just knew they were gonna blow up......and then they just fell off. I just know the tall light-skinneded brother always always ALWAYS reminds me of my cousin Brian lol

#3 - Ralph Tresvant ~ Sensitivity

Young Ralphie decided to try his wings and spread them out on his own without Robbie, Bobby, Ricky, and Mike and was decently successful. This was way before we got saturated with our current barrage of girly sounding men that have been thrust upon us lately ( Lloyd, I'm looking right at your metrosexual ass).....one thing I did notice they have in common though... why do they always feel the need to be shirtless and show off their lil bird chests???

#4 - Today ~ Him or Me

Throw this on at a bbq and see what happens!! One of two things...somebody is gonna yell "Oh shit, thats my jam!" or somebody is gonna start singing "ooooooooooooooooooh do you really want hairrrrrrrrrrr, do you really want a weeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaave, do you want hairrrrrrrrrrr..."

#5 - Samuelle ~ So You Like What You See

Yes your eyes do not deceive you that is Tyra Banks in all her 5-head glory... Tyra is a bad bitch can't front on that, but GODDAMN that forehead...I think the only person that has her beat is Sade.

#6 - Soul II Soul ~ Keep On Moving

CLASSIC.....nuff said.

#7 - Chante Moore ~ Love's Taken Over

Who doesn't like Chante Moore?? This was the perfect song for our introduction to the lovely lady and whoever decided to debut this song was on point like a mugg...I hope they got a Christmas bonus and it wasn't for the Jam of the Month club.

#8 - Rick James ~ Bustin Out

He's Rick james....what the fuck needs to be said....

#9 - Ready For the World - My Girly

Holy baby Jesus in the manager....who was in charge of wardrobe?!?! I can't believe that mess was hot back then its engaging my gag reflex. Now here we go with the whole "bird chest" thing again....I think the only thing that worse is seeing Michael Jackson's chest....crap, now I'm gonna have nightmares...

#10 - Jesse Johnson ~ (I Wanna) Be Your Man

Jesse, Jesse, Jesse.....you went the route of many Prince mentees, which ended in obscurity lol You can see all the standard Prince-ite groomings throughout the whole band, and I'm pretty sure Prince produced all the songs and probably wrote most of them too, I love that freaky lil purple midget....

The passing of the Torch

2009-06-17T14:43:00.000-07:00

by Rico

With my pending nuptuals I always wondered whom of my younger cousins or nephews with display those Man-whoring colors and I'll be damned if my nephew didn't surprise me. He recently returned to the A now has a little gig at this one spot his father and I used to hang out at.

Me: Nephew how long you been working there?
Nephew: a week or so.
Me: What's her name and you beat it down yet?
Nephew: She on her way through tonight you remember *******?
Me: nah it's been a minute since I been through there.
Nephew: Yeah she the tightest one up there now
Nephew: but she got a dude so i dont really give no fuck lol
Me: just make sure she coming through just to get cut up and go back with that nigga let it be known you ain't her upgrade.
Nephew:she already knew that when i got her number cuz at first she was like i already got a man and i was like im jus tryna be yo friend wut he wont kno wont hurt him.
Me: nephew I'm proud of ya this is like listening to myself at your age good to see a young playa is gonna keep the man whoring well and alive in our family.

This actually made me smile that this young padowan is ready for the trials to become a Jedi.

Bust Ya Windows Out

2009-06-17T02:03:00.000-07:00

By Nikki

I swear you heffas hear a song with a catchy hook and lose ya'll damn minds.

So I was in Didi's the other day (Didi's Discounts, the bastard child of Ross clothing stores) and I saw this t-shirt and I just bout died laughing:

Now you know I had to take a picture of this mess and you know I got something to say about it, and here we go.....BITCHES HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!?!?! I'll be goddamned if anybody fucks with my car so heaven only knows what a man would do if he got up to go to work in the morning and saw the windows busted out of his vehicle. Now if the shit is already a bucket then the busted windows might be an improvement but for the most part the fellas I know have nice rides and take pride in them and would likely end up with a felony assault charge over some shit like this.

Don't let Jazmine Sullivan have you in the hospital or picking up a two-piece without a biscuit. This is almost as bad as when Waiting to Exhale came out and dumb broads were thinking they could throw a dude's shit in a car and light it up....umm no dumb ass, thats destruction of property and any half-smart nigga that knows the law knows he can sue your ass and bring you up on charges over that dumb shit if he so desires.

On top of ALL of that, why are you gonna let somebody have that much control over you? Yes, doing shit like this shows that that person (ex-husband, baby daddy, hell even your own damn daddy, cousin, boss, whatever) have that type of hold over you?!?!? The best thing you can do is kill them by showing them that you cant be phased and moving the fuck on! Ain't like this shit is ancient wisdom, I'm sure your grandma or mama has told you the same damn thing but ya stubborn ignant ass wasn't listening...well now I'm telling you... GROW THE FUCK UP!!

And if its that necessary to get rid of their old shit, at least try selling it and getting some money out of it damn.....

Well Well Well

2009-06-11T12:19:00.000-07:00

by Rico

The day is quickly approaching that I become a we, yup trying this whole marriage thing again. This time it's different, the first time I was in lust as well as young and very very very stupid, I can actually say I'm ignantly in love with this woman. At risk of sounding very Ralph Tresvant or Carl Thomas I'm hooked on everything about her. I find myself making mental notes about her the things she likes, dislikes, wants, dreams about it's kinda scary. Although the man whore part of me *pops colla* is like you hooked ole sap ass, I'm in love ass, punk, after the tyraid of insults is still like I'm happy for ya playa pimp. Which is the general reaction of all that know me, mom is happy about it, all my friends and associates are still in a bit of shock because the aforementioned man whore was for all intents and purposes running things for a long while. But things always must and do change. This is one of the few changes in my life I can whole heartedly say I'm happy about.......

Change is good

Riddle me this

2009-04-24T13:47:00.000-07:00

by Rico

Now fellas I'm sure you can relate to me on this one, why is it as soon as you get you a girlfriend, fiancee, wife, or just someone significant in your life, ole booty new booty side booty left booty right booty your girlfriend from the 2nd grade all want to jump back in the picture. Now my situation I've got my princess and looking forward to making her my queen, now all of a sudden chicks are popping out of the blue with im's emails facebook myspace and shit talking bout you know you A. could have seriously gotten the business B. still can get the business C. which is always trifling you ain't married yet. Now when I was just chilling on my grind and keeping my ear to the pavement for some booty all I heard was crickets. Now in this situation one stands out because she got the offer, not the ring, but the move in offer and turns me down. Of course like "The Donald" says that means "You're FIRED!!!" I don't speak to this chick for two years and, damn you myspace, she sees my page we chat it up for a minute then she breaks into this "I was hoping somehow you would come back into my life." QUE!!!!!!!! I ain't spoke to your ass in two years needless to say she has about the same chance of seeing me as I do winning the megamillons and powerball in the same day while tea bagging Halle Berry watching the Goonies eating a snickers and humming the star spangled banner. Now I've posed this question to a couple of female friends on the subject and responses vary from women are petty, territorial, obsessive, want what they can't have. Now if all this is true and say I did leave my fiancee (it seriously took me five minutes to type that out from uncontrollable laughter and chortling) get back with this chick and then another chick from my illustrious past says the same thing and I beat her guts like a conga in the Sudan, she would be upset how you gonna be upset when I did the same shit to be with you. Women make no sense so fellas post up on how you feel about the subject.....

Sorry this was kinda a vent as well but it's healthy to get that stuff off ya pectorals

P.S
Life is like a finger pointing away at the moon don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all the heavenly glory.

Just Because Obama Is Black/Back From Hiatus

2009-04-21T11:45:00.000-07:00

by Nikki

Just because Obama is black that doesn't mean:

- You don't have to pay taxes
- Your credit score automatically goes from 303 to 796
- You can stop paying child support
- You can excuse ignant shit that you do by throwing Obama's name in it
- That he's gonna read your emails when you send them
- You can roll up to the White House for a visit because you were passing through

Chances are if you were raggedy before he took his oath of office you still are, you're still broke, you're still trifling, and you still need to find a damn job.

GET THEE FUCK OVER YOURSELVES!!!

BTW, we're back =)

Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrne

2009-01-14T22:23:00.000-08:00

R.I.P Ricardo Montalban

Wookin Pah Nub

2009-01-14T21:26:00.000-08:00

by Nikki

First there was Flava Flav, then Bret Michaels, then came New York and the Stallionaires…..now we have fucking Ray J. What in the blue hell is wrong with VH1?!?!? Do they need ratings this damn bad that they give anybody with a half-assed notion of “finding love” a show on their station? I mean with such quality programming as Rock of Love Charm School and Tool Academy they really shouldn’t be hurting for viewers that bad to justify this madness. I think what really took the cake (besides it being fucking Ray J) was that nothing about the promo said “Brandy’s brother is looking for love in this crazy world” all it really said was, and I quote from those eloquent gents Ying-Yang Twins and Bubba Sparxx:

BOOTY-BOOTY-BOOTY-BOOTY ROCKIN EVERYWHEA!!!

Oh you don’t believe me??? Well watch the promo for yourself…ok well I couldn’t find it anywhere on the i-net considering I didn’t really look that hard. I’m sure if you’re watching VH1 you’ll see the promo anyways and it’s a hot-buttered sautéed mess. I really think they should just drop the entire pretense and call these shows what they really are, let’s try a couple of more true to life titles for Ray J’s show.

Ray J’s Fantastic Pussy Adventures

Ray J’s Next Top Sextape Model

Ray J’s Coochie Quest

Ray J Presents Homies Over Hoes

I really wonder who is gonna get a show next, maybe Snow (yeah the dude who sung Informer) might get his own show showing how he is gonna try to make a comeback into the dancehall scene by getting signed by a record label in Jamaica.

Whitewashed

2009-01-11T00:47:00.000-08:00

by Nikki

Whitewashed as defined by the illustrious minds at urbandictionary.com states that it is:

A derogatory term used to describe a minority who has assimilated with western society. The "White washed" person does not necessarily abandon his/her own culture but rather embrace others beside his/her own. Some people take it as a compliment while others take it as an insult.

I have been called whitewashed many times before, been told that I talk like a white girl, that I’m uppity and I “act white” and even been told I’m not hood enough, like that shit is really supposed to be some point of pride. When I was younger and I hung out in The Jungles in L.A. (that’s the Baldwin Hills-Crenshaw District if you didn’t know) and even in Rialto I was like the pink elephant in the group because I talked proper and I wasn’t raised in the routine of everyday hood life. In fact one night one of my older cousins got into a fight and got cracked in the head with a 2x4 and because I started crying when I saw it I was called a punk. Even more to the point, I went to see Menace II Society when it came out in theaters with my cousin and I started crying when dude got all shot up at the end because I was like damn, dude is trying to do right and he still got caught up in the madness before he could get out. My cousin didn’t want to be seen with me for the next two days because crying about the movie was some “punk shit.” Looking back on it now I just laugh, but back then I was hurt because I didn’t want to be an embarrassment, nor did I want to be an outsider.

If you call me whitewashed now, I would just laugh at you, probably call you a fuckwad if I have some firewater in me and just go about my way. Hmm, fuckwad is kind of a “whitewashed” thing to say isn’t it?? Ha-ha, but what really brought this to mind was the other night I was watching VH1’s 100 Most Metal Songs or something like that and I was watching it, bobbing my head to a good majority of the songs and even singing along and I started thinking about how some of my military friends would look at me sideways when they came in my room and I was blasting Korn or Red Hot Chili Peppers. They would tell me that I didn’t act like the typical black person (in so many words) since I didn’t just listen to rap and R&B all the time. I embrace all that now though, I find that because I’m so open to all things and experiences I get to see a part of the world that many others don’t and it really has shaped my view of things. I mean if I wasn’t for me listening to Red Hot Chili Peppers and Jane’s Addiction I wouldn’t have developed this mean ass crush I have on Dave Navarro and my life would be as colorful as it is now, ha-ha. But seriously, Dave Navarro is gorgeous with his lil freaky ass…..

Welcome to 2009

2009-01-05T22:08:00.000-08:00

by Rico

Just like all things “we” do it’s a day late and dollar short, sorry about the delay people. One thing that I don’t understand is all these New Year’s slogans. I remember “I’m getting my shit straight for 08” “I’m leaving it all behind in 09” which are all forgotten by February 1st. I’m trying to understand why people fool themselves into thinking just because the New Year rolls around that they will magically get the will power to change themselves when they put off any change from October until December 31st waiting for the stroke of midnight to make an unrealistic change in their life.

First off leaving it all behind in 09 ain’t really possible because those 08 bills are still due in January. Also the it’s 2009 we got a black president what is that really gonna do with you paying your rent car note or whatever it is you have to pay to survive or as big mama used to say “What that got to do with the price of chicken”. Now don’t get me wrong getting Obama in the white house was a wonderful achievement but, I’ve got the strangest feeling it’s gonna be like the first OJ verdict. Everyone had this “We won, We Won!!!” mentality but I’ve been looking in the mail for my OJ prize since 95 and ain’t seen nothing yet. Now personally I hope Obama proves me entirely wrong and gold bars end up in everybody’s mailbox and skittles rain down from the heavens, but the likely hood of that happening is just about as likely as the Bush daughters turning down a drink………..ever.

Welcome Folks to your Daily Get Right

2008-12-30T19:50:00.000-08:00

This is just a simple blog that a true friend of mine and I had the idea of. “FUNK DAT WE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY” which is basically how we felt about our friends, associates, amigos, amigas, co-workers, just ignant folks we know. Now we don’t possess PHD’s nor have we ever studied at any prestigious university but we are both world traveled and possess as big mamas around the world used to put it “wisdom beyond our years”. This by no means gives us any right to say we are more correct than anyone else that chooses to reply and or post, but we got the password J. This blog is open to just about any and everything because I’m sure we can form an opinion on just about everything. The reason we felt we should call this your Daily Get Right is simple, that is what some of you people need a daily kick in the ass that will let you know point blank, ya mama raised you better than that why are you doing that ignant (yes that is not a typo) IGNANT shit you continue to do.

Offering the female point of view with a nice slice of sarcasm is your girl Nikki. Nikki was born and raised in Southern California but you wouldn’t know it because she has a continental appeal that takes flavor from everywhere she has traveled over the years. An Air Force veteran, she served 8 years, 5 months, and 26 days before she decided that rank isn’t all it’s cracked up to be and got out of the .mil (pronounced “dot mil”) to pursue other aspirations as a civilian. Currently she is employed as a retail sales representative for T-Mobile and her daily interactions with customers provides more than enough material for her comical “feelings be damned” style of telling a story. Never one to pretend she knows the answer all the time she can still give a bit to help someone see their way to a source that might give them the solution they’re looking for or tell you that you’re full of shit. From music, to movies, relationships, finance, health & beauty, and all points in between you will be getting your daily dose of Nikki’s witty and engaging personality so pull up a chair and get ready!

On the male side is I, Ronrico with the kindness of a southern gentleman, but as cut throat as a republican on Election Day. I am here to provide you the outlook of a male perspective. I also am a former Air Force Alum and I too have traveled the world engaged in deep conversation with the most intelligent as well as the moronic of our species. Currently still voyaging across continents as a contractor, I like my compatriot possess wit, intelligence, street smarts, common sense as well as wisdom. Not to be confused with knowledge, knowledge is something learned, wisdom is something experienced. So without further adieu let’s get this started.